Manchester United can be expected to roll over Newcastle on Monday night at odds of 1/4.
The deposed champions will be looking to follow up their impressive Community Shield win over Chelsea with another statement of intent.
Even though Sir Alex Ferguson hasn't made any big-name signings, Javier Hernandez looks a star in the making and can be expected to get on the scoresheet if he starts.
'Chicarito' is 7/2 with Paddy Power to open the scoring.
However, the Mexican may begin on the bench depending on how the Red Devils shape up.
Ferguson's teams are notoriously impossible to predict but we would guess something like:
Van der Sar; Rafael, Vidic, Evans, O'Shea; Carrick, Scholes, Fletcher, Nani, Valencia; Rooney.
If he opts for two up front, Dimitar Berbatov and Michael Owen are obvious candidates to partner Rooney.
Some of 16/1 Newcastle's players are apparently growing moustaches until they get their first win of the campaign - an idea inspired by Joey Barton.
It's unlikely they'll be needing the razors tonight.
Ambitious sorts may fancy 6-0 and 6-1 at a generous 80/1 and 110/1 with Blue Square.
